Keep it Down

Jake and Morgan were being loud while I was washing Lizzy's hair. Lizzy did not appreciate the noise:

"Jakey! Can you please keep it down? My am trying to concentrate on my hair."

Sleeping Breath

Lizzy wasn't feel well last night. While we were snuggling this morning, she informed me my breath didn't smell good:

Lizzy: "Mom, my don't like your sleeping breath. My only like your lipstick breath. Please don't breathe on me."

Heart Breaker

Lizzy was barking orders at me this morning as we drove to daycare:

"Turn the radio louder. Now softer. Now louder."

I humored her for awhile, then cranked the radio really loud. She didn't like that:

"Mom! Turn it down! You're breaking my heart!!!"

Favorite Clothes

Lizzy: "Mom, you know what my favorite clothes are?"
Me: "Dresses?"
Lizzy: "Yes. My love dresses. And panties. My have to have panties."

Career Plans

Lizzy has decided when she grows up, she will be a babysitter. When I dropped her and Morgan off at daycare this morning, she immediately started practicing.

Lizzy: "Donna, please my hold Baby Jake?"
Madonna: "Sure. First tell your mom good bye."
Lizzy: "My just want to hold Baby Jake."
Me: "A good babysitter would say 'Goodbye Mom. Have a great day. I love you.'"
Lizzy (sighing): "Fine... goodbye Mom. Have a good day. My love you. Now GO!"

The last straw

Lizzy, as she took the straw out of her chocolate milk: "Straw, my going to take a drink without you now. But first, my going to lick you."

Motivation

Me: "I'm tired Lizzy. I wish we could just sleep all day."
Lizzy: "Not me. My am tired but my don't want to miss waffle cone Wednesday."