Me: "Lizzy, shut the tv off please."
Lizzy: "But Mom, my love tv and my want to watch it."
Me: "Lizzy, we'll watch tv later. Let's play toys now."
Lizzy: "Mom! Princesses can watch tv whenever they want. And my a princess."
Me: "Well, I'm a mother of a princess, and I say no tv."
Lizzy: "Well, princesses don't have moms."
Me: "So what am I?"
Lizzy: "A doodie."
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