Lizzy had farts on the brain today.
I have no idea why. There are just some things I don't want to know.
Anyway, her obsession with farts provided some good "isms" today...
Lizzy: "Did I fart today?"
Me: "Um, yeah. I heard you farting when you were in the shower."
Lizzy: "Oh yeah. I farted two times."
Later, while getting a glass of milk, Lizzy ripped another big one. She giggled and said, matter of factly "Wow. I'm just a fart machine today."
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