Lizzy loves to wake Jake up in the morning. Her favorite way to wake him is by farting in his face. One recent morning, everyone was a little slow waking up. I coaxed Lizzy out of bed by telling her Jake was still sleeping and she could go wake him up. She paused, then smiled and said "Ok, I've got a big fart brewing!" and ran into Jake's room. The next thing I heard was Jake laughing and yelling "I"m already awake! Don't do it!"
My work as a mother was done.
For the record, surrendering didn't save him. Lizzy farted in his face anyway.
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